now i know why i became what i already was.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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