when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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