Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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