Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
