the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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