Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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