i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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