i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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