What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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