Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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