Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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