I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
