i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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