i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Mom said you looked used
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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