It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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