And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
