fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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