belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Randomize
