i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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