I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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