there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he thought i was a dude.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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