Its about making memories worth repressing
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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