I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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