Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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