no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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