I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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