How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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