You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he thought i was a dude.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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