I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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