The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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