that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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