what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm just crazy horny about you
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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