his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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