I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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