he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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