Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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