After last night, I could never be a politician.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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