I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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