just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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