he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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