Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
