Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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