I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
how can u be prego again
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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