She's JV to your varsity
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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