jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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