I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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