so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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