Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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