No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
