Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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